• Liam: Happy national condom day, stay safe!
  • Liam: "Did you find out the square root of 69 yet?" No, sorry
  • Liam: Niall's bum is like a time bomb!
  • Liam: Now im going to regret this all tomorrow when it's all on youtube and im being weird
  • Liam: Who has a phobia of spoons and is not weird?
  • Liam: Once again, silly string is the way to the Tommo's heart
  • Liam: I'd really love to shave my head, but i have a weird head shape
  • Liam: Sorry Harry, the weddings off, we didn't have anything special
  • Liam: Moves like Liam
  • Liam: I want James' dog from BTR, I want to steal his dog
  • Liam: Better get my charger cause im on reserve battery power and that's an awkward moment in itself
  • Liam: OH OH this is the bit, the winking bit.
  • Liam: Do you know what means latigable, I can't even say it
  • Liam: Like Liam Payne the fourth
  • Liam: Once again, i'll show you my magical shorts
  • Liam: I'll poke you until you buy our album
  • Liam: I didn't even know i was getting one and then he took the needle out and i was like WHAT?!
  • Liam: Okay, okay everybody is being rude about poking, you knew what i meant
  • Liam: Shout out to tumblr girls
  • Liam: Hey guys kermit the frog here, i'm on Liam's twitcam I say hi!
  • Liam: If you don't love p!nk, get out of town!
  • Liam: Niall Horan from mullingar and I love hamburgers and jelly beans
  • Liam: (about Harry) He's just really slow
  • Liam: Here's a fun fact, the guy that put the needle in my bum today, is the doctor from the justin bieber movie! how bout that?
  • Liam: I might order myself an apple juice
  • Liam: Guess who picks up two balls and throws it down the other lanes, yep you guessed it Louis Tomlinson.
  • Liam: And me and Zayn were just striking away, not streaking
  • Liam: "someones behind you" gosh you actually scared me there!
  • Liam: I am so excited to do the KCA's- THERE'S NOT A GHOST
  • Liam: Everyones trying to scare me now it's not gonna work, nooo
  • Liam: I'm really hungry? is anyone else hungry? maybe Niall...
  • Liam: What's 'catdaddy' ?
  • Liam: Naughty people in the corner, over here
  • Liam: Niam is definitely real
  • Liam: My speakers making weird Niall noises, like noises Niall would make from his bottom.
  • Liam: Hey my cookies are here!
  • Liam: Cookies milk
  • Liam: Hahahahahahahahhaha the cookie man
  • Liam: Does anyone do a little dance when they're eating something they really enjoy?
  • Liam: You guys have to go to sleep...after my cookies
  • Liam: Yes the cookie man was looking very sharp, very dapper, on trend
  • Liam: It's like late night love with Liam
  • Liam: I'll wave to everybody, like at the end of a show, goodbye everybody!


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